How To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

March 12, 2012 by MinxMagSA Leave a comment

 

1. At lunch time one day, try sitting in your parked car with big dark sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars… See if they slow down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the opera.
6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ‘I Won!   I Won!’
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling ‘Run For Your Lives!  They’re Loose!’
8. Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we’re going to have to let one of you go.’ Keep your face serious.
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.